1. Do you have any pets? If so, how many, and what are their names? I have one cat named Simon
2. What was your very first pet? Do you remember its name? I think my very first pet was my turtle Nancy
3. Is there an animal you would never have as a pet? A koala
4. What common pet have you always wanted but never had? Why not? I've had just about every common pet I've ever wanted
5. What wild animal (extinct or not) would you own if you didn't have to worry about its adjustment or the cost of captivity? White Tiger

Current Mood: sleepy

So, my birthday is coming up, and i figured if anyone out there is interested in giving me a present.....

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/0739435248/ref=dp_olp_2/002-3517087-8016004

or, if you really love me......

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/0739422952/ref=dp_olp_2/002-3517087-8016004

i would just get them myslef since they are not that expensive, but ashley got fired. :(

Thats right, my first two weeks and I get fired for being sick. turns out I have pneumonia. :(

hopefully you all feel really bad for me right now and wish to buy me birthday gifts.......

the sad part is, I didn't make any of that up to get sympathy!

but other than that things are good. I have a 3.5 GPA from last semestern which is good but I could have done better if I had had more time outside of work. ugh, I'm such a perfectionist.

Anyway, wish me luck on the job hunt and don't forget: January 3rd!!!!!

1) Do you like your birth-name? Why? I like my middle name, but my first name is so plain. Besides, Ashley is a cheerleader's name.

2) If you could change your name to anything else, what would it be? Jadrie

3) What names would you consider giving your children? Tylendel, and Trisha are the only names I've ever thought about for kids. Apparently I like names that start with "T"

4) If you had a band, what would you name it, and why? I've never come up with any good band names. However, my Uncle recently hit the jackpot with a band that he had a few years ago, Supernova. Now Tommy Lee's VH1 supergroup want to use the name, and one of my uncle's former band mates is a lawyer, so they just paid off their house. Thats the kind of band name I'd pick. One that can make me alot of money someday. There can't be too many of those left.

5) Is there a name that you completely hate? Why? Harry. Gertrude. I just think they're ugly.

The following is a very strong and moving letter written by the mother of a gay boy in Vermont...
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"Many letters have been sent to the Valley News concerning the homosexual menace in Vermont. I am the mother of a gay son and I've taken enough from you good people. I'm tired of your foolish rhetoric about the "homosexual agenda" and your allegations that accepting homosexuality is the same thing as advocating sex with children. You are cruel and ignorant. You have been robbing me of the joys of motherhood ever since my children were tiny.

My firstborn son started suffering at the hands of the moral little thugs from your moral, upright families from the time he was in the first grade. He was physically and verbally abused from first grade straight through high school because he was perceived to be gay.

He never professed to be gay or had any association with anything gay, but he had the misfortune not to walk or have gestures like the other boys. He was called "fag" incessantly, starting when he was 6.

In high school, while your children were doing what kids that age should be doing, mine labored over a suicide note, drafting and redrafting it to be sure his family knew how much he loved them. My sobbing 17-year-old tore the heart out of me as he choked out that he just couldn't bear to continue living any longer, that he didn't want to be gay and that he couldn't face a life without dignity.

You have the audacity to talk about protecting families and children from the homosexual menace, while you yourselves tear apart families and drive children to despair. I don't know why my son is gay, but I do know that God didn't put him, and millions like him, on this Earth to give you someone to abuse. God gave you brains so that you could think, and it's about time you started doing that.

At the core of all your misguided beliefs is the belief that this could never happen to you, that there is some kind of subculture out there that people have chosen to join. The fact is that if it can happen to my family, it can happen to yours, and you won't get to choose. Whether it is genetic or whether something occurs during a critical time of fetal development, I don't know. I can only tell you with an absolute certainty that it is inborn.

If you want to tout your own morality, you'd best come up with something more substantive than your heterosexuality. You did nothing to earn it; it was given to you. If you disagree, I would be interested in hearing your story, because my own heterosexuality was a blessing I received with no effort whatsoever on my part. It is so woven into the very soul of me that nothing could ever change it. For those of you who reduce sexual orientation to a simple choice, a character issue, a bad habit or something that can be changed by a 10-step program, I'm puzzled. Are you saying that your own sexual orientation is nothing more than something you have chosen, that you could change it at will? If that's not the case, then why would you suggest that someone else can?

A popular theme in your letters is that Vermont has been infiltrated by outsiders. Both sides of my family have lived in Vermont for generations. I am heart and soul a Vermonter, so I'll thank you to stop saying that you are speaking for "true Vermonters."

You invoke the memory of the brave people who have fought on the battlefield for this great country, saying that they didn't give their lives so that the "homosexual agenda" could tear down the principles they died defending. My 83-year-old father fought in some of the most horrific battles of World War II, was wounded and awarded the Purple Heart.

He shakes his head in sadness at the life his grandson has had to live. He says he fought alongside homosexuals in those battles, that they did their part and bothered no one. One of his best friends in the service was gay, and he never knew it until the end, and when he did find out, it mattered not at all. That wasn't the measure of the man.

You religious folk just can't bear the thought that as my son emerges from the hell that was his childhood he might like to find a lifelong companion and have a measure of happiness. It offends your sensibilities
that he should request the right to visit that companion in the hospital, to make medical decisions for him or to benefit from tax laws governing inheritance.

How dare he? you say. These outrageous requests would threaten the very existence of your family, would undermine the sanctity of marriage. You use religion to abdicate your responsibility to be thinking human beings. There are vast numbers of religious people who find your attitudes repugnant. God is not for the privileged majority, and God knows my son has committed no sin.

The deep-thinking author of a letter to the April 12 Valley News who lectures about homosexual sin and tells us about "those of us who have been blessed with the benefits of a religious upbringing" asks: "What ever happened to the idea of striving . . . to be better human beings than we are?"

Indeed, sir, what ever happened to that?

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If you believe that homosexuals deserve the same rights as everyone else, repost this, and pray and thank God that there are people like this mother, cause without them, where would we be?

1. Who was your favorite all time teacher(s)? Mr. Halbert
2. What did they teach? 7th and 8th grade Gifted and Talented class
3. What is your best memory from that class? hanging out with sarah and jenna everyday through 8th grade half.
4. Did you ever have a crush on a teacher and if so who? not that i remember
5. What is the craziest/wildest/weirdest thing you (or someone you know) ever did at school? took the clock off the wall and changed the time so that we all got out of school about and hour and a half early

The power of orange knickers
The power of orange knickers
The power of orange knickers
Under my petty coat
The power of listening to what
You don't want me to know

Can somebody tell me now who is this terrorist
Those girls that smile kindly then rip your life to pieces?
Can somebody tell me now am I alone with this
This little pill in my hand and with this secret kiss
Am I alone in this...

A matter of complication
When you become a twist
For their latest drink
As they're transitioning

Can somebody tell me now who is this terrorist
This little pill in my hand that keeps the pain laughin'
Can somebody tell me now a way out of this -
That sacred pipe of red stone could blow me out of this kiss
Am I alone in this...

Shame shame time to leave me now
Shame shame you've had your fun
Shame shame for letting me think that I would be the one

Can somebody tell me now who is this terrorist
This little pill in my hand or this secret kiss
Am I alone in this kiss

I just got the one millionith forward my granfather has sent me since finding out my email address. normally I actually go through all these damn things from him and from my mom (it takes about 15-20 mins every two days) because if I don't, they'll ask "did you get that thing I sent you? you don't read anything I send you, do you!?"

but the email I just opened had flowers and the first thing it said was "if I don't get this back I'll know you didn't read this" and since I refuse to participate in the "send this back if you love me" or "pass this on to 20 milion others" I just closed the email.

comment on this if you love me

and pass it on to everyone you've ever met, even the people you can't remember, or have a miserable life forever

I made a new johari window that works! click on it! you know you want to....


http://kevan.org/johari?name=Ashley+Jazz

Sophie the bunny. She has eyeliner on. 'cause she's a hooker.


This is Gabe's bunny, Valentine


now we just have to watch them to make sure they dont make MORE bunnies!!!